e hënë, 25 qershor 2007

lol internet

Strange... but still LOL

e diel, 17 qershor 2007

Weird Al Yankovic-UHF Rampo

From the weird al movie

e mërkurë, 13 qershor 2007

Another agloco message!

For me AGLOCO is a pretty easy sell. I look at it this way; it doesn’t cost you any money to sign up and if you’re on the Net more than 5 hours a month there’s no additional time investment either. The worst-case scenario is you sign up nobody and make a buck or two each month from your own surfing. Even in the worst case, you still come out a head. Not a bad deal at all if you ask me.
Sign-up Here.

Tip: Earn Cash Surfing with AGLOCO

This is going to be a big post;-) You don't have to read it all, i will sum it up: If you are a lot online with your computer, then join. You don't have to do anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



AGLOCO is a paid to surf program, which pays you to watch ads on your computer while surfing. You can join from ANY country in the world if you older than 13 ,and make decent money online from your home. It's a rebirth of the first paid to surf company Alladvantage, that payed over $120 000 000 to it's members.
AGLOCO is an opportunity for paying your bills with just surfing the net :)
Actually it's much more than that...

With AGLOCO you can forget all the other paid to programs, maybe even Google Adsense, since estimations are that Agloco will be more known than Google in a year or so, and more worth what is important.

The smallest amount of money you can make per month is about $2,5, enough to get you a free burger every month :)
Some people will make loads of money from AGLOCO, and those people are who started promoting Agloco at it's very
beggining, though you can join Agloco in a year and still be on of the "Agloco top guns", if you work hard promoting it...

These days Agloco is more popular online then some well known famous persons like Queen Victoria, today there are more than 2 million webpages talking about AGLOCO.

Whether you are from the States, UK, China, or ANY other country on the world, you can join Agloco, and earn money from

Agloco, that is what will make AGLOCO the largest internet company on the world :) Say goodbye to Google :)
Just kidding, Google will be alive and kicking, but Agloco will still be the no.1

Though the fact is not all have the same possibilities and knowledge to promote Agloco :( but ALL of us can give their best to earn
some money from AGLOCO.

The great thing is that your whole family can join Agloco, and you can sign them up under a single refferal link...so that would mean
if you have...let's say a 5 member family and everyone in it are atleast 13 yrs. of age, you would make monthly a minimum of about
$12,5....Not bad at all...You got yourself a Jumbo Pizza and a cola drink for your whole family every month. :)

The biggest reword lies in promoting agloco and signing up people to AGLOCO under you.
So they are your refferals and you make money from their online surfing, thats whats so special about AGLOCO, and that's why you
can make a decent amount of cash every month.
You get 20% of the money your direct refferals make, and 10% of the money your extended refferals make....


And promote AGLOCO, and by promoting it i really mean promote it...you'l know you are on the right track after sweat start's pouring down you, and blood maybe :)
WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FOR?
JOIN HERE: www.agloco.com/r/BBDM1652

e enjte, 7 qershor 2007

e mërkurë, 6 qershor 2007

e martë, 5 qershor 2007

extreme funny

Fresh Prince -Banks runs for superior court Ju-Ju-Judge!

SOmebody is going to get killed.

Famous Carlton Dance (a compilation)

A compilation of Carlton's dances from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air TV series.

Frisco In Den Disco

here

e hënë, 4 qershor 2007

Whitest Kids U' Know - Slow Jerk

SO funny

swedish chef turtle soup

For the soccer, football fans.



Comedy Football - video powered by Metacafe

Monster Truck Wipe out


Monster Truck Crash - Watch more free videos

Balls of Steel - The Annoying Devil (again)

Balls of Steel - Negs Urban Sports - Big Stranger Rodeo

Great

Some funny links collection.

A lot of Monty python links
Allo Allo (full show) --> best show ever.
LOL
answer to a strange question

Lots of swedish shef clips
Nintendo Acapella
Blonde Jokes

Best quote of 2006

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. --Comedian Chris Rock

Jim Gaffigan - Director/Food

Another great comedian.

Chinese Food Song from SushiSuperStar.com

WTF, don't really know what to say about this.

Trigger Happy TV Clip

Probably one of the funniest Trigger Happy pranks--ever

Cuban Pete

Funny scene from the mask

Conan The librarian

Tommy Cooper

Great Comedian.

Gumby Clips

SO funny, the best monty python character.

Gwar on Joan

Very Funny

Amish Paradise

Best Weird AL Yankovich parodie

Tv Papa

Real life Garfield

Hitler, the bloopers

Hitler was not that perfect, here are some of his bloopers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best Of Jay Leno Headlines

Monty Python - Four Yorkshiremen

JUST GREAT

Al Bundy and fat women

Family Guy - Farting Contest

Best family guy scene?

Married With Children - Favorite Scenes

Best Show ever, I will post some more soon.

Mike Strutter, guide to London

An old mike strutter clip.

Russell Peters - Beating Your Kids

Great Comedian.

idool 2007 - Klein mandarijntje

For the dutch speaking people, KLEIN MANDARIJNTJE

PS3 Song

Comedy Casino - Gunter Lamoot

JUST a classic, Gunter Lamoot as véronique

Angel Of Death - Slayer : an interpretation

funny interpretation.

Family Guy 300 Trailer

What if Family Guy had made 300?

Hans Teeuwen Medley

A medley by The greatest Dutch comedian.

Family Guy - Ding Fries Are Done!

Another great family Guy scene.

mannen op de rand - medley

For the Dutch Speaking People ;-)

Triumph - Cats Are C**ts

LOL

Jumpstyle by Simpsons

Family Guy Jumpstyle

Dave Chappelle-American Indians

Some nice stand up comedy.

Pokemon Theme Music Video

Some gay emos, but still well made.

United 300

Funny Spoof

Against The Law: 10 Classic Police Bloopers

#10 Apparently Being Fat Helps Fight Crime

#9 Woman Gets Tasered

#8 Police Trans-action

#7 Cop Gets KO'd

#6 Police Stop 101 - The Parking Brake

#5 DUI's Can Be Painful

#4 DUI Sobriety Test



#3 I Don't Have Any Pot

#2 Mister Turner's Neighborhood

#1 Midget Runs From The Police

Just A Quick Post

Alright, if you have any more ideas for this blog, post them in the comments.

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Finally take a look at this post!!!

e diel, 3 qershor 2007

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - Star Wars


Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - Star Wars
Video sent by ZaraV

WTF

Yucko The Clown

BEST CLOWN EVER

The Ratings: Legion of Doom

A careful analysis of six members of the Legion of Doom

Monty python - Black knight (star wars)

Great Moments In Presidential Speeches Compilation

Some Funny things.

funny newspaper ads, funny newspaper headlines bloopers and mistakes

go back towards your behind

emergency trapkeep clean after dyingyou lady will push this buttonflesh juice

Funny menu- Sliced children with broccoli

we are sorry about our president- label

Foreign Signs

In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please.  If you
are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when
lit up.

In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for
wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one
should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going
alphabetically by national order.

In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front
desk.

In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office
between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is
the job of the chambermaid.

In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the
chambermaid.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox
monastary
: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian
and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except
Thursday.

In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the
corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope
for.

On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red
beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck
let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend
courageous, efficient self-service.

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results.

Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.

In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush
we will execute customers in strict rotation.

Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition
of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were
executed over the past two years.

In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking
shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.

In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel
porter.

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on
our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for
instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are
married with each other for that purpose.

In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests
of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be
used for this purpose.

In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extrcted by the
latest Methodists.

A translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has
been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.

In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the
afternoon having a good time.

In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city
tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages.

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on
your own ass?

On the faucet in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to
right.

In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from
their own skin.

On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work
throughout its useful life.

Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways.

In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.

In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner
if dressed as a man.

In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them
in all directions.

On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the
USSR, you are welcome to it.

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have
children in the bar.

At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any
suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other
diseases.

In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water
served here.

In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find
they are best in the long run.

From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air
conditioner
: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in
your room, please control yourself.

From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot
heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first,
but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
- English well talking.
- Here speeching American.

Stupid and not word a post, but what the heck.

A Lawyer joke

A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small
store in Chinatown.

He notices a small bronze statue of a rat.

He asks the owner "how much", and the owner replies "$50
for the bronze rat, and $1000 for the story behind it".

The guy says, "forget the story", and buys the rat.

As he's walking down the street he notices two live
rats following him. As he continues to walk, more
rats start following him.

He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the
waterfront. By the time he gets there there are
thousands and thousands of rats following him.

He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the
bronze rat into the bay, and the rats all follow
and leap off of the pier and drown.

The guy rushes back to the store and walks in.
The owner says, "Ah!, so your back for the story".

The guys says, "no, I was wondering
if you have any bronze lawyers?"

Robin Williams - Golf

Robin Williams about the invention off Golf

Some funny pictures.

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